Thanks to my "conservative sister," Moe, for forwarding on the following e-mail.
Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my
Remington 30.06 right in the doorway. I left 6 cartridges beside it,
then left it alone and went about my business.
While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the
street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and
quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of our
After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was
still sitting there, right where I had left it. It hadn't moved itself
outside. It certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous
opportunities it had been presented to do so.
In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all
the hype by the Left and the Media about how dangerous guns are
and how they kill people.
Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.
The United States is ranked third in murders throughout the world. But if you take
out Chicago , Detroit , Washington DC, and New Orleans , the United
States is ranked fourth from the bottom for murders.
These four cities also have the toughest gun control laws in the United States
- ALL four cities (Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, and New Orleans) are controlled by Democrats.
It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data - right?
Well, I'm off to check on my forks and spoons. I hear they're making people fat.