Watch Fetty Wap rock this kid's bar mitzvah

If you don’t fervently jig and sing every word of Fetty Wap, then you can’t be trusted.

That means pretty much everyone at this bar mitzvah is suspect because they saw Mr. 1738 himself live in concert. That’s right: Per TMZ, 13-year-old David, the son of Baron Tequila’s owners, hosted the Trap Queen singer at his coming-of-age celebration for a cool $50,000. But the turn-up doesn’t look as real as he assures Fetty it was.

Look, we get it. Fetty Wap is performing, sitting down, but this man is still recovering from a serious motorcycle accident. These kids are still young and spry and full of life.

Oh well. At least the birthday boy looks happy. Mazel tov, David! Hopefully, your friends put their phones away when you made it rain with that $1,000 Fetty reportedly gave you.